WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Sh!t"
2006-10-26 14:13:18 · 16 answers · asked by nikkismiles7 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, no man, this didn't happen to me. And yes, women ARE that insecure lol.
2006-10-26 14:18:44 · update #1
I just read this joke to my wife. Silence. ****.
2006-10-26 14:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by Tom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it already but with the roles reversed. and not all women are that insecure. usually it's the man that remarries first because men are not capable of taking care of themselves.
2006-10-26 22:19:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao awesome ten/10
2006-10-26 21:17:35 · answer #3 · answered by master_betty_101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny as he double hockey sticks
2006-10-27 00:51:48 · answer #4 · answered by wickboom333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome! lol. Anyone NOT get it? Just ask me
2006-10-26 21:22:02 · answer #5 · answered by Rich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL he is going to get AIDS
2006-10-26 21:33:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are we women really than insecure?
2006-10-26 21:15:30 · answer #7 · answered by the Bruja is back 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, all women are not that insecure!
2006-10-26 21:26:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha lol... thats pretty good
2006-10-26 22:24:27 · answer #9 · answered by blaire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO nice =)
2006-10-26 21:15:42 · answer #10 · answered by Donovan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋