A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
2006-10-26 14:03:41 · 9 answers · asked by Gemini23 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol heard it, but it's still funny LOL!
2006-10-26 14:05:47 · answer #1 · answered by kary_rox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol stick it to the man!
2006-10-26 21:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by the Bruja is back 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good but not fantastic
2006-10-26 21:12:25 · answer #3 · answered by master_betty_101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a really really good one!!!! Kudos to you!~^~@
2006-10-26 21:13:32 · answer #4 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH THATS A GTEAT ONE I LOVE IT!!!
2006-10-26 21:08:33 · answer #5 · answered by funnyfun92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame
2006-10-26 21:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by dantrc724 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I hope he doesn't show...
2006-10-26 21:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by wildstar_2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-10-26 21:27:20 · answer #8 · answered by AB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol !!
2006-10-26 21:10:41 · answer #9 · answered by Me me me me me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋