im in a sorrow mood so the funniest answer to my question gets best answer (it can be as silly and impossible as you want!)
if president bush wascaught having an affair with saddam hussien what would happen to the world
2006-10-26 13:52:55 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
note i said 'FUNNY' ANSWERS. SORRY LOL GOOD ANSWERS THO
2006-10-26 13:59:25 · update #1
rook and onna.........have the best answers so far
2006-10-26 14:01:52 · update #2
diff question 'why didn't the feuding couple fight '?
2006-10-26 14:12:05 · update #3
Satan would come bursting in and slap Hussein in the face for cheating on him with a hussy like Bush! Then they'd all sip tea together for a while, and discuss what had happened. Satan would have calmed down by then to tell Hussein, "sweetie, you really hurt my feeeelings and i dont think i can ever trust you again", meanwhile Hussein would be playing footsy with Bush under the table as Bush sits cross-eyed and drooling as the idiot (hussy) he is.
2006-10-26 13:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boy: I saw in the news today that Saddam and Bush are said to be planning their honey moon in Bora-Bora.
Girl: Oh. Come on you know it's probably just a rumor.
Boy: It's not.
Girl: It is!!!
Boy: Okay let's act mature and handle this precautionat.... I nominate the chimp
Boy2: I second that
Girl: You can't do that!
Boy: And why not, bush has the brains of a chimp, wait no he has LESS brains than a chimp
NEXT DAY
headlines: What will Presidents Chimp do next
2006-10-26 14:06:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well after GW having a little SH....I guess the world would go into a major crapper and oil would be spewing from all around. Things would get "crude" and the guys all over the world would think that "drilling" was ok....after that we would finally find the WMD.....you know "Women Men Despise."
2006-10-26 14:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rush Limbaugh would get jealous because Bush is cheating on him and commit suicide, whereupon the world would become a better place without Limbaugh's hot air contributing to global warming.
2006-10-26 14:08:28 · answer #4 · answered by Tom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the world would apparently be controlled by saddam hussiem because of the affair. i'm feeling sorry for the world already
2006-10-26 14:03:43 · answer #5 · answered by samanthe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well that depends....was it a mutual thing or was Mr. Hussien Saddamizing Bush?......
2006-10-26 14:00:48 · answer #6 · answered by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pres Bush speaking to media *blush* Oops I misunderstood. I thought when they said Six party talks... they said the I had use use my six private parts to accomplish World Peace. Thank You. *walks away picking pants out of crack*
2006-10-27 03:19:26 · answer #7 · answered by lisa n florida 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay i have a question for you is your question hypethetical because i wouldnt doubt thats whats going on. saddam probably hasnt been found because hes in the white house with bush.
2006-10-26 14:10:20 · answer #8 · answered by brad k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*news headlines*
Rumors Confirmed!!!
~Or~
What?!?!? President Bush having an affair?!?! With WHO???
Oh...Hussien? Oh OKAY OKAY sorry everybody, false alarm, false alarm.....Go back to your buisness, nothing to see here!!!
People: aw...we thought it was something more scandelous than usual T-T
2006-10-26 13:56:04 · answer #9 · answered by Onna NekoYasha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well im sure they are having it inside some fat persons belly button cause no one can find saddam.(saddam is hiding there). What will happen to the world? nobody knows...........
2006-10-26 13:58:13 · answer #10 · answered by suppppppppppp♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋