Please tell me if you like this joke!?

Question

I got best answer with this one. 5 stars! Here goes:

A blonde, and brunette, and a red head were flying in an airplane.
The brunette throws a banana out the window, and says "Where ever this banana lands, i'm going to live." The red head throws an
apple out the window and says, "Where ever this apple lands, i'm
going to live." Finally, the blonde throws a grenede out the
window, and says the same thing. So, they all board off the plane,
and the brunette sees her banana and a little girl crying. She says, "Little girl, why are you crying?" The little girl looks up and says, "A banana fell out of the sky and hit me on the head. "Oh, i'm sorry!" The brunette says. The red head has the same thing happen to her. Finally, the blonde sees her grenede, and an old man laughing, and says, "Old man, why are you laughing?" He says, "When i farted my house blew up."

On a scale of 1-10, what do you think? More description why, better chance of getting 10 pts!

For some people, or 1 or 2, they asked why i just said "the red head said the same thing." I didn't hve enough words to work with to explain her story!

And for a couple people, they said, "you can't throw stuff outta airplanes" or "where'd she get the grenede?" It's just a joke. It's not like it'll really happen.

Answer 1

That's VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRY funny!!!!!!!The best I've heard all day!!!!!!!!
9.9

Answer 2

7

Answer 3

Hey, on a scale of 1-10 i would rate it 8. I was hoping for a little better punch line at the end. Especially since it was the blondes grenade. I figured it would have been something more to do with her rather than her just tossing it. The old man took up the line the blonde should have had. but hey it was still funny and I enjoyed it. Thanks for giving me a laugh.

Answer 4

It'r a harmless joke which really is funny:;:). It's a remake of an old joke which surfaced long before the internet.
A soldier came home on leave and brought Hand grenede with him.
He was explaining to his pa how the worked and thew one on top of the old out house with grand pa in it blowing the out house up. His Grand pa also thought he farted and blew up the outhouse.
Blonde jokes are my favorite and soem of them just crack me up.
It's a 10 for the blonde part thrown in I think. Had you heard the original you would have enjoyed it too

Answer 5

The last part needs work. A grenade fell from the sky... what is the funniest thing that could happen. Think about it and make the change. I give it 5 and 3 eighths.

Answer 6

haha the end is pretty funny...but i wasnt lmao....so i would say a 6 or 7...it should be funny a couple of times throughout the joke...like small jokes...and then lead up to a big one that makes u crack up...this one only had the last one...which didn't have as much of an effect since there was nothing else leading up to it
hope i helped!

Answer 7

1

People are not able to throw things out of modern airplanes. Where did the blonde get a grenade and why did she have it? Why was the old man laughing that his house blew up?

Pretty darn lame.

Answer 8

10 i have heard versions of this joke but i think i like yours best. I would love to have my house blow up if i farted that would be so sweet. lucky old man prlly got a masive insurance claim for that too. lol liked the joke thanx for makin me laugh i had a sh!tty day

Answer 9

10. That was awsome.


Just picture an old man laughing at that. LOL now that is the funniest joke i have heard on Yahoo! ansewrs ever.

Answer 10

I <33 it!!!! It's so funny! I suggest you say what happened to the red head instead of saying "the red head has the same thing happen to her". I <33 your joke though!! 100%!

Answer 11

10 points