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heaven and hell, reincarnation, nothing those r just some of the answers to the question (my question) what's happening after death?( most intresting answer win's)

2006-10-26 13:06:41 · 22 answers · asked by Darkcrow 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

22 answers

let me give you a detailed discription on what happens after death (please those who believe in things dont read this answer!)

Ok, the first hour after death your body starts to become stif ( this is called rigamortis) the blood settels to the lowest point of the body, a couple of hours later your body becomes relaxed again.

day 2- your family start to organise the funeral

day-4 your mesured up for a coffin

day6- you lay in the coffin while a guy with a white dog collar talks about your life ( even tho he has no idea who you are), after this you are eathier burnt to a crisp or burried 6 ft into mud.

if burnt- if your burnt then you will turn to ash, ( a great option for those who believe in witchcraft!) the only thing that will remain it the handles of the coffin and the 12 9 inch nails that hammered you in!.

if your burried then after a couple of weeks you will find little creepie crawlies comming in throuigh the side of the coffin and make a little home up your nose, after this they will decide that you are no longer a safe place and realise your tasty!! they will eat your flesh like it is a chocolate sundea, while through all of this your boddy starts to deteriate but for some unkown reason your hair and nails continue to grow.


10 years later- you have finnally been reduced to a skelonton with long hair, so in summary after death you will become an anarexic goldilocks!!!

2006-10-26 13:16:50 · answer #1 · answered by inkthebrain 2 · 2 1

I don't believe in the physical God, I believe that there is some mystry in the world, which is known as God. God is even the nature in the physical shape. I have not seen or approached with those person who has returned from the heaven or hell. The heaven is the satifaction, and hell is the pain as I suppose. Reincarnation on the other hand, is the new born baby from the parents. The state of thinklessness is the highest point of meditation, where I have not seen any physical God rather satisfaction, which may be the heaven, moreover.

2006-10-26 18:17:22 · answer #2 · answered by digendra 3 · 0 0

The golden frog swallows your soul and turns it green and it spins through the eternal digestive system for 10,000 years until it comes out the other end and you fall on a pile of cushions where 72 virgin kitty cats are all licking you until you regain consciousness.

The you get stand up on the best cloud you can find and discover that you are all bones and barely that. You are really puzzled about that because you are really hungry and you cannot figure out how you will eat if you have no mouth, stomach, or the rest of the story.

Finally a steam roller comes along and crushes you into phosphate fertilizer and the angels come along and sweep your ashes up and put you around the eternal rose bush as fertilizer.

That's pretty much it. You don't want to know the rest as it is all about the chemistry of Calcium Phosphate and how plants use it.

Interesting enough?

2006-10-26 13:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by Alan Turing 5 · 0 0

After we die, our bodies begin to decompose. Each atom is "set free," as it were and begins to travel. Someday it will end up back where it started, as part of a star, possibly warming a planet on the other side of the universe as some other intelligent being looks up into the sky wondering if there's anyone else out there.

At least, that's Carl Sagan's idea.

2006-10-26 13:12:04 · answer #4 · answered by abulafia24 3 · 2 0

The only point on which all religions agree is that life is a continuous circle ,

This i believe but not because of any spiritual influence but because we are all made up of physical matter ,

So when we die we are buried and our physical matter is absorbed into the earth and fertilises the ground , this allows grass to grow and animals to eat therefore life will continue and we will remain part of it ,

even if the planet explodes our physical matter will be carried out to space and exist for all eternity .

life is an eternal circle .

2006-10-26 13:21:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

To get a glipse of the future ...you must look at the past...Read about angels that fell away from heaven when lucifer challenge God...Satan at one time was his Best angel ! Millions of years ago dinosaurs roamed this place called earth with the fallen angels god kicked out of heaven! When God re-created the earth with adam and eve....the fallen angels were physically destroyed cause god wanted to start over with a new creation--humans- the angels are jealous of us because we sin all the time and god still loves us ! How do you think the dinosaurs were extinct over night.....by gods recreation!

2006-10-26 13:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by flan04osu 2 · 0 1

This is what is so neat about Jesus being the omnipresent God. The personal relationship that Christians talk about.. It's there, the Christian gets a one on one with the Lord of all creation all the time. To reward them, comfort them, and LOVE them. For me, I'm sure he will sail with me. healed over at ten degrees making 10 and 12 knots in a fresh breeze on a sea of glass... Sounds good enough to die for... Jim

2006-10-26 13:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I am Catholic and I believe in God and Heaven and the everlasting life after physical death. I believe that our souls are judged and either go to Heaven or Hell.

2006-10-26 13:09:34 · answer #8 · answered by Rei-chan 3 · 2 1

our souls go back to God,the flesh will decay, when the last trumpet sounds, the dead in christ will rise first,and those of us that are left will be caught up in the air with him, we will be given a new body, that can not be destroyed, If I have understood the Bible right we will be given white horses, and we will come back here to fight the last war called armigeddon, which will be the war against good and evil, and we already know the result of that war....BUT read it for yourself, Im not a scholar, I know a few things, I will know more as I grow in understanding, right now, Im just getting over the milk.

2006-10-26 13:26:01 · answer #9 · answered by theladylooking 4 · 0 1

We die, then we are reborn. First all of our memories are cleansed from our body, then we are confronted by the lunimosity and the wrathful and benevolent visions. Our reactions to these come from the only thing still intact from our last life and these reactions survive as that is destroyed. As we are reborn those reactions become our initial state of mind, the form that the rest of our suffering will take...

2006-10-26 13:12:10 · answer #10 · answered by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 · 1 1

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