Don't you just LOVE Missouri Women?

Question

Three men were sitting around talking about their wives.
The first one married a girl from California and had told her she was going to do all the dishes and all the housecleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Texas . He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day, he didn't see any results...... but the next day it was better. By the third day his house was cleaned, dishes were done and he had a huge meal on the table.

The third man had married a Missouri girl. He boasted that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day, he didn't see anything.... the second day, he didn't see anyth

the second day, he didn't see anything, but.... by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a yardman.

Don't you just love Missouri women?

Answer 1

I prefer women who bath

Answer 2

I met a Missouri woman once. She had the nicest tooth I ever saw.

Answer 3

that would have been a bit funnier if you would have used a woman from a more bit chy state, like CA, Fla or NY..... but it was an OK joke

Answer 4

Ha Ha good one

Answer 5

I love it

Answer 6

lol.. ill give u a thumbs up for that one

Answer 7

he he - and that is how it is supposed to work

Answer 8

Lol! Love it! :)

Answer 9

yeah, they sound great.

Answer 10

whatever