so he goes to buy a parrot, to hide behind the curtains, and repeat what he hears. The only one the pet shop has, is very clever talker, but has no legs. He buys the parrot anyway, and instructs it to watch, and listen, and tell him everything he sees and hears, when he returns in the morn. The parrot agrees. When the fella comes home, he says well, what went on? the parrot says, well, she came up into the room with a young fit guy, husband says, yes, go on, well, he peeled off her bra with his teeth, and got down to her thong, they were panting, rampant, he peeled off her thong, she was screaming, yes, yes, yes, he climbed on top of her naked svelt body, (husband, bursting a blood vessel) yes!!! and then what? parrot.....dunno, got a hard on, and fell off my perch.
2006-10-26 12:26:03 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it before but its still funny :)
2006-10-26 12:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by huggz 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 12:38:58 · answer #2 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke is so far fetched that it is hard to answer but I should venture this: as it is without a point it is just a cause for mentioning the male member
2006-11-03 06:13:00 · answer #3 · answered by EC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One!
2006-11-03 08:12:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a professional scriptwriter. Will look out for more from you in the future!
2006-10-30 12:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah thatz a good 1
2006-10-26 12:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by lover24 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO, when I clicked on this I thought it was a man being paranoid and all that, but this was a nice laugh. I'll have to tell it tomorrow night, the drunk people will LOVE it! THANKS!!
2006-10-26 12:28:39 · answer #7 · answered by Alyss K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee!
Thanks for the giggle!
2006-10-26 12:29:25 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
must remember this one!
poor parrot lol
2006-10-26 12:35:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha Heard it before but it is still funny!
2006-10-26 12:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by huny_ina_hardhat 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋