A man comes home feeling pretty frisky after partying with his buddies half the night.
He walks into the bedroom where his wife is still waiting up for him.
He takes off all of his clothes and says, "Baby, you are looking at 200 pounds of dynamite."
His wife opens the window and yells, "Everyone run for your lives, there's 200 pounds of dynamite in my bedroom and it's only got a 3" fuse.
That's all for tonight - take a look at my many other jokes - they might bring a smile to your face and remember....
"The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed!"
2006-10-26 12:03:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-10-26 12:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good explosive joke Fidgety.
Hope you like this one.
It was the church social and everyone was having a good time singing and dancing.Suddenly at a lull in the noise,Mrs Riddler shouted over to the vicar,"What is it a man stands up to do,a woman sits down to do and a dog lifts up his leg to do?"
Blushing profusely,the vicar replied that he didn't know and amidst peals of laughter she cried,
Why,to shake hands of course!"
2006-10-27 04:09:03 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HI FIGETY
ONLY SOMEONE WITH AN ENORMOUS SLONG HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO TELL A JOKE LIKE THAT (HE SAYS HOPING TO FLATTER HIM INTO GIVING 10 POINTS)
2006-10-30 18:08:18 · answer #3 · answered by Bob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if dynamite melts.
2006-10-26 19:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by DekeR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that did bring a smile to my face... good job...
2006-10-26 19:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by Maggz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thankyou. laughter is a precious gift
2006-10-26 19:49:36 · answer #6 · answered by what? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
omg
that was sooooo funny I cried laughing
2006-10-26 19:48:59 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your jokes they are class
2006-10-26 19:08:38 · answer #8 · answered by Deep Throat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2006-10-26 23:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute. h ehhhehehehehehe
2006-10-26 19:07:22 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah good one
2006-10-26 19:18:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋