any one seen the bog roll?
2006-10-26 12:02:50 · 21 answers · asked by ben b 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
none of your business.
2006-10-26 12:19:17 · answer #1 · answered by blondee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think about far too much stuff when I'm on the loo. Sometimes I can get lost in thought and realise I've been sitting there for a good 5/10 minutes doing nothing!
I think I just carry on thinking the same things as I normally would when I'm not on the toilet.
When I'm in a public loo however I ONLY think about how disgusting the place is and why I don't have the power to do my business any faster so I can get the heck out of there! (The only exception are the executive loos at Everton FC's home ground- pristine clean and lovely!)
2006-10-26 12:11:55 · answer #2 · answered by Vic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Note to self: Use less chillies next time.
I also wonder if other people put bog rolls in the fridge
2006-10-27 02:09:14 · answer #3 · answered by Mick B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always read on the bog. I can't crap if I have nothing to read. I normally read Nuts, Zoo or some car mags.
Always remember that supreme arrse-comfort is a man's birthright.
2006-10-26 12:31:43 · answer #4 · answered by Phish 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! i'd never thought of "toilets" as being an anagram for T.S. Eliot - that's genius! i think i'll read 'The Waste Land' in a new light from now on... gee.
um, i don't tend to think really. if i do, it's about troubles and stress i think. but i suppose when not active, i think of those things anyway!
2006-10-26 16:11:06 · answer #5 · answered by kinetic belle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one for you: If you reach both hands high up over head with your palms facing each other, fairly close together, you will have a more perfect and complete bowel movement. It opens your lower digestive tract is why.
2006-10-26 14:49:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always have a couple of magazines of Heat, stuff that's not too taxing on the brain. I f I get imersed though I end up with a dead leg !!!
2006-10-26 12:08:32 · answer #7 · answered by roger_kalsi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really random sh!t, I remember once playing Medieval: Total War, I had to go for a number 2 and without realisng, I had sat there for 2 hours formulating a battle plan!
2006-10-26 12:15:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never really thought about, maybe I'll go and visit the little boys room and think about that for a while.
2006-10-26 12:08:48 · answer #9 · answered by Mark W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Toilets is an anagram of T.S. Eliot
2006-10-26 12:05:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you know the inventor of the toilet was called Thomas Crapper?!!! True story!!
2006-10-26 12:15:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋