And is having trouble with his false teeth. The more he tries to eat the worse the pain gets. He mentions it to the man sitting next to him, and the man says "Here, try these" and hands him a set of dentures.
He tries them out, but no luck. They're worse than his originals. He hands them back and the guy says, "well, how about these" and hands him another pair.
Again no luck, terrible fit, and lots of pain.
As he gives the 2nd pair back, he is handed a third pair that fit perfectly.
As he is eating his meal, he strikes up a conversation with the fellow, and asks, "So, are you a denturist?"
The man replies "No, I'm a mortician"
2006-10-26 12:00:45 · 5 answers · asked by George Curious 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OHHH my ... that's just wrong! but hey .. i don't have to be right all the time! = ) .... whoa... was that outloud? did i just admit i don't have to be right all the time... ? lol thanks for the joke! made my afternoon!
2006-10-26 12:14:14 · answer #1 · answered by Jana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. on the joke. but still gross
2006-10-26 21:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by Rich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its iight
2006-10-26 19:03:47 · answer #3 · answered by Rene C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
2006-10-26 19:18:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-26 19:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋