just had this 1 emailed to me. lol
old couple's costumes
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!" She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker. The old woman says, you're going out like that?" and he replies,
"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator."
2006-10-26 11:53:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*stops choking with laughter...that sounds just like my nan and grandad lol
2006-10-26 11:57:36 · answer #1 · answered by Katiedd 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 12:42:19 · answer #2 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny sithy - nearly peed my pants there......never heard it called a tallywhacker before! :)
2006-10-26 12:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good. Still chuckling.
2006-10-26 12:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats funny
2006-10-26 11:57:47 · answer #5 · answered by Rene C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well its funny
old silly couple
2006-10-26 17:20:57 · answer #6 · answered by 1111 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha thats a good one!
2006-10-26 11:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is too cute!!!!!!!!! I'll have to remember that one to tell @ work.
2006-10-26 12:24:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.. puts a gross picture in my head, though =P
2006-10-26 12:34:03 · answer #9 · answered by <3 Kaitlyn* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, well done x
2006-10-26 11:55:41 · answer #10 · answered by shiloh6662001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋