there was an english teacher for kids whose 1st language isn't english. she told her kids to write about how a firefighter saved a baby from a burning house from the newspaper.
one kid wrote: the fireman went in the burning house. when he cameout he was pregnant.
she asked him why he wrote pregnant. he took out a dictionary and pointed to pregnant. pregnant was defind as "carrying a child"
2006-10-26 11:18:47 · 24 answers · asked by Rene C 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha, that is something I would do if didn't know english.
2006-10-26 12:17:30 · answer #1 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 06:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever
2006-10-26 11:28:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-10-26 12:48:00 · answer #4 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-26 11:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by FacingEviction 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Nice!
2006-10-26 11:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was a real good one 10 for you.
2006-10-26 11:22:27 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how to explan this but that's funny! That kid is realy stupid or he's realy smart. Did your teacher realy tell you this?
(Hotman8897@yahoo.ca is my email)
2006-10-26 11:23:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
out of the mouths of babes
2006-10-26 11:22:29 · answer #9 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's okay...made me chuckle a little...
:0/
2006-10-26 11:53:34 · answer #10 · answered by La Reina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋