Did you marry it or give birth to it?

Question

If you love something, set it free
If it comes back it will always be yours
It if doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with, BUT...

...If it just sits in your living room messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realise that you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it. :)

Answer 1

Amen sista!!

Answer 2

A man's description of marriage fidgety.
A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

An irate wife was waiting for her husband at the door.There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
"I assume," she snarled,"That ther'es a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at eight o'clock in the morning!"
"There is," he said."Breakfast."

Answer 3

I live alone now. My sons are all grown up. LOL.

I sympathize with people who have to tolerate this, though.

Have a great evening.

Answer 4

Woa that's a long speach.... and no I don't think so. I say that you gave birth "By" it. Ex. My mom is living with me and doesn't even care about our money and I also let her go by moving. So if this doesn't make scense email me at [e-mail] and who knows what will happen next?

Answer 5

You got that one right on the button.

Answer 6

so true!
not funny because it is actually life, why do people take things for granted so much?!

Answer 7

totally agree

Answer 8

sounds just like my house lol

Answer 9

SO TRUE
kick them out now

Answer 10

So true
lol