It's the spring of 1957&Bobby goes to pick up his date.He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in."Carrie's not ready yet so why don't you have a seat?" he asks.
"That's cool", said Bobby.
Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby,so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat it.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father."Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up and immediately revised his plans for the evening.A few minutes later Carrie comes downstairs in her little skirt and announces that she's ready to go.Almost breathless with anticipation,Bobby escorts his date out the front door.About 20mins later,a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes back into the house,slams the door behind her and screams at her father.DAMMIT DADDY! TWIST!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!
2006-10-26 10:57:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Note to Dreamer....there isn't a question - it's a jok! in the Jokes & Riddles section
2006-10-26 11:03:10 · update #1
KEVIN J...Thanks for your input - there are a lot of people on yahoo asking what the question is. (Got reported because 'I wasn't asking a question' when it was actually a joke.)
2006-10-26 12:17:51 · update #2
Ah the olden days.They were the best!
A girl brings her boyfriend home after a night on the town.Her parents are in so she tells him to be quiet.Unfortunately the boyfriend is desperate to use the loo,but rather than send him upstairs and risk him waking the parents,she tells him to use the kitchen sink.A few minutes later he sticks his head round the corner."Have you finished?" she whispers."Yes," he replies." Have you got any paper?"
2006-10-26 22:18:35 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
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okay? Thanks, good bye.
2006-10-26 11:55:33 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i give it a 4 out of 10
2006-10-26 11:01:05 · answer #3 · answered by [blahh] ™ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is the funniest one I've come across in a long time. It was presented well, too.
2006-10-26 11:07:30 · answer #4 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha i like to screw too
the twist isn't too bad as well
2006-10-26 11:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee thats funni x
2006-10-26 11:03:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats crazy u shold post that on myspace
2006-10-26 11:03:10 · answer #7 · answered by ryan_lx 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah thats pretty funny, where did you get that?
What is the actual question?
2006-10-26 11:01:34 · answer #8 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2006-10-26 11:02:53 · answer #9 · answered by Jane S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-26 11:45:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋