Found this earlier~ thought it was funny!
Texas - a public school teacher was arrested today at Bergstrom International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the Secretary of Defense said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-Gebra is a problem for us". "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like x and y and refer to themselves as unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every triangle."
2006-10-26 10:28:38 · 9 answers · asked by Troy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.
2006-10-26 10:28:50 · update #1
FUNNY. thanks for sharing
2006-10-26 10:54:18 · answer #1 · answered by GreenEYED Beauty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 19:43:51 · answer #2 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Geinus!
2006-10-26 18:30:06 · answer #3 · answered by c_wilson2k5 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-26 17:35:05 · answer #4 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-26 17:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
2006-10-26 17:31:37 · answer #6 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-26 18:37:04 · answer #7 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was so good! Thanks for sharing it.
2006-10-26 18:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for sharing that, still laughing at it! :)
2006-10-26 20:54:53 · answer #9 · answered by AB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋