Farmer jones and wife going to halloween party..dressed as farmers will, in a cow outfit...farmer jones was the head end and his wife the tail end...midway out in the pasture a huge bull spotted them walking... the bull pawed the ground, snorted and started running towards them.his wife asked "Oh lord, what will we do now". To which the farmer said..."I'm gonna start eating grass,,,,you better brace yourself...
2006-10-26 10:20:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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I haven't laughed that hard in a long time !!
2006-10-26 13:49:00 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shakespear is quoted as saying - the world is the stage and we are all players and each of us has a part to play - To my understanding Life presents itself as Theater and the Drama unfolds in the Arena of Life - Everything has a purposeful Teaching and Lessons are learned in the classroom in the school of Life - You are there in the right place - there in the right sequence - there in the right time - there in the right space - what is right for You most definitely - corresponds to what you believe about yourself - having Faith that everything is unfolding as it should - is surely something to hold onto - Nothing is asked from you - because You ask of yourself - and You give openly to understand some Sense of Self understanding - each has chosen a path in Life - to walk their talk - is it a dance ? - is it theater ? - is it entertainment ?- is it social interaction with fellow players ? - to become a winner you need to become a team player - there is a double responsibility - what is that you may ask - the answer is - the Mystery is within you - nowhere else will you find a better answer - the Source is within your own heart - may You walk in peace and happiness.
2016-05-21 23:01:27 · answer #2 · answered by Betsy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was kind of funny, but I don't really get it. Is the wife bracing herself b/c the bull is running toward them or b/c the man is bending down in front of her?
2006-10-26 10:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by Amber 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical of a man
2006-10-26 10:23:56 · answer #4 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so mean of the farmer.
2006-10-26 12:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2006-10-26 10:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2006-10-26 11:33:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very nice
2006-10-26 10:52:33 · answer #8 · answered by Megan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute?! it is kind of funny but sure isn't cute
2006-10-26 10:39:50 · answer #9 · answered by dora co 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-26 10:24:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck? I don't get it!
2006-10-26 10:26:03 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋