A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his wet w***y in a vice. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw.
The man, terrified, screamed, "STOP! STOP! you're not going to.......to.....cut it off, are you???"
The husband said, with a gleam in his eye, "Nope, you are!. ..I'm going to set the garage on fire!".
2006-10-26 09:49:56 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Note to OZ - the guy took the handle off the vice......get a life man it's a joke!!!!
2006-10-26 11:06:04 · update #1
owe my talking about never being able too get it up againn if he let the poor soul out of this one, some day-- give us the ending--- iam chewing, my fingers on this one hot damn!! did the cheater surive???
2006-10-26 09:56:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good , That joke was an original one of Chubby Brown`s back in 1980 , Still very funny though . Chubby will be buzzing that it`s still getting laugh`s today ! Oh OZ There is always one ! Read the joke ( i will type slow so that you can understand this ) He took the handle with him so how can he undo the vice without a handle ?????
2006-10-26 10:15:16 · answer #2 · answered by charlotterobo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 10:04:06 · answer #3 · answered by Sooner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!!!!!!
Did you hear about the 4 year old boy who returned home from Sunday school and wanted to talk about what he had learned.
"Dad" he said,"Have any of the men in our family had their penises criticised?"
The boy's mother laughed and told him that the word was "circumcised" but that the answer was still "yes."
2006-10-28 00:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill
2006-10-26 12:20:44 · answer #5 · answered by Deep Throat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee!
2006-10-26 10:02:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was this inspired by the Saw movies?
I wouldn't like to be that guy!
2006-10-26 10:05:15 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, heeeheeeheeeheehee. ooo. Wow, now that is a funny joke.lol
2006-10-26 10:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sincerely believe most men would prefer to die, than to actually cut it off. I may be wrong.
2006-10-26 09:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa H 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Darn that's rough
2006-10-26 10:04:44 · answer #10 · answered by rodisio 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋