A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas".
He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him...
"I just found out that I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."
He pondered that for a while, went into the bedroom and packed his case, then went out to his wife who said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
He replied, "I'm going too."
"Why", she asked.
He said, "I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"
2006-10-26 09:42:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"What would you like for your anniversary darling?" asked the husband as the couple prepared to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary."How about a new wardrobe full of designer labels?"
"No,I don't think do," said the wife.
"Then what about a new Mercedes?"
"No I don't think so."
"What about a holiday in Las Vegas Or Bali?"
"No I don't think so.You see, what I really want is a divorce."
"A divorce? said the husband."Sorry darling. I wasn't planning to spend that much!"
2006-10-28 01:03:43 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!! 10 points
2006-10-26 16:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! Even though an hor ago, I did just hear of this joke.
2006-10-26 16:53:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im going too,but i can live on 400usd for 5 years
lol
2006-10-26 16:47:13 · answer #4 · answered by artful dodger 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was 2 damn funny....if that were the case id have to find some clients with mad dough and charge atleast $20,000 a screw....damn i know im good....but i dont know if im THAT good....hmmm
2006-10-26 16:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee! That's cruel, but funny!
2006-10-26 17:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats really funny lol
2006-10-26 16:50:28 · answer #7 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it, i like it, she'd have to pay a cleaner as well to dust away the cobwebs... lol..pucka joke :)
2006-10-26 18:32:30 · answer #8 · answered by thenickistar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny real funny..
2006-10-26 16:45:31 · answer #9 · answered by goodlookin.mama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-26 16:50:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋