First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
2006-10-26 09:15:34 · 23 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Enjoy this as well for more laughs!
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2006-10-26 09:19:06 · update #1
Check this out for more Laughs!
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2006-10-26 09:25:24 · update #2
ROTFLOL LMAO ohhhhhhh my god that was halarious.
2006-10-26 09:30:57 · answer #1 · answered by wickboom333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o my god, that is so gross!!! but it's pretty funny
ew ew ew ew
it makes my cringe thinking about that, i guess i could never be a doctor
and if he stuck his middle finger up, was he flicking off the dead guy's butt?
2006-10-26 16:18:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eeewwww!! Lol
2006-10-26 21:08:39 · answer #3 · answered by AB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so true - important lesson to be learned here.
2006-10-26 16:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awful, but funny and true nonetheless.
2006-10-26 16:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by pdkflyguy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-10-26 16:20:19 · answer #6 · answered by socasoccer@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I've heard it before, but I still love it!
2006-10-26 16:17:50 · answer #7 · answered by tangerine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww! That's disgusting! ~_~
2006-10-26 16:19:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Brilliant! I gotta borrow that one bro!! LOL!
2006-10-26 16:20:43 · answer #9 · answered by c_wilson2k5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwww funny
2006-10-26 17:30:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋