A man walks into a bar and says "my name is Bond"....and blonde says "your name is Bond eh? James Bond i presume?"....the man replies "No...Uni Bond,i am here to full your crack in"
2006-10-26 09:10:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not really ur better off with...Hey baby your so hot i'd say you were on fire....you might wanna think about taking off those pants...they could be flammable! lol...I heard this n i couldnt help but giggle and give him some attention....how slick was that
2006-10-26 09:43:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, we use something called EpiBond here at my work (for assembling golf clubs) and it's this really high powered glue so you could say "Epi Bond...I'm here to make you sticky" but unless they know about the glue, it wouldn't really make sense I guess.
2006-10-26 16:18:26 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweetie...
That's not a funny joke...or a funny line...or a line for that matter. if you say that, the lady will go back to her table and sit with her friends, and they will all point and laugh.
2006-10-28 00:24:51 · answer #3 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever.
2006-10-26 16:14:20 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i wouldnt work for me. i would probably buy you a drink and dissapear to the bathroom or out the back door.
2006-10-26 16:14:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke sucks bro, I would forget it ever existed.
2006-10-26 16:17:19 · answer #6 · answered by c_wilson2k5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that would work but it would get a few laughs
2006-10-26 16:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could use this line but your likely to crash and burn with it.
2006-10-26 16:16:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know depends on who youre trying to target!! :)
2006-10-26 16:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by cordy c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You meen her butt crack?
I honustley do not get it!
SORRY!!!
2006-10-26 16:26:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋