Three women are sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. The Brunette says, "If I'm pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the
bottom." The red head replies,"If I'm pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top." The Blonde stops, thinks a minute and and says, "Then I'm gonna have puppies !"
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
2006-10-26 09:09:34 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
2006-10-26 09:10:09 · update #1
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said, "I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the man replied, "No, she's left handed."
Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."
2006-10-26 09:10:35 · update #2
made it on my funny list of emails, ha, ha
2006-10-26 09:15:40 · answer #1 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All good jokes, but the first one is better with just a little bit longer version.
2006-10-26 09:16:18 · answer #2 · answered by pdkflyguy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-10-26 10:22:24 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those were pretty good, but some of them were boring, my favorite has to be the golf ball one
2006-10-26 09:16:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there was an american a chinese and a blonde(english)
amrican we was the first to the moon
chinese we was the first to mars
blonde we will be the first to the sun
2006-10-26 09:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by blah blah blah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boo! Too mediocre!
2006-10-26 09:31:24 · answer #6 · answered by c_wilson2k5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read them, Thank you for the laughter! They were very good!
2006-10-26 09:29:04 · answer #7 · answered by Gramms 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like your style.
2006-10-26 16:36:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO ROFL
Good ones... some old but still good!
2006-10-26 09:18:50 · answer #9 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read all.they are very good......i love the second one esp. some i've read before..Thanks
2006-10-26 09:15:37 · answer #10 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋