A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."
He asked her why she was going.
She told him, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."
He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.
His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
"I''m going too!" he replied.
"Why?" she asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"
2006-10-26 09:09:18 · 13 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-26 09:26:00 · update #1
That was so funny!!!!! LOL!!!!! 10/10! GREAT!
2006-10-26 09:28:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
shes hot but not as hot as big suze
2016-05-21 22:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Crazy funny man. I gotta borrow that one. LOL!
2006-10-26 09:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by c_wilson2k5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. 10 for you if I could.
2006-10-26 12:38:57 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! I like it
2006-10-26 09:32:08 · answer #5 · answered by Some Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-10-26 09:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-26 09:28:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.
2006-10-26 09:51:59 · answer #8 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're good
2006-10-26 09:21:33 · answer #9 · answered by socasoccer@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that funny. lol
2006-10-26 09:13:34 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋