I work as a cashier at a natural foods store. There was once another cashier who had a bad gas problem one day. She was letting out the silent-but-deadly ones. That day, as she was getting finished checking a lady out, the next lady in line said to the cashier, "Excuse me, but did that lady have any egg products?"
HAHAHA!!!
2006-10-26 09:00:07 · 11 answers · asked by tangerine 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why would anybody get offended by a fart story? Geez! People should really lighten up!
2006-10-26 09:03:46 · update #1
A few of us went to go see a sad movie "Twin Towers" and during the first part of the movie after the crash, the screen goes black - well before the screen went black someone farted really loud, so it seemed as if they had "shot" the screen out. this was a sad movie and half of the theater was laughing because of the fart and then everyone started running out when the building was falling but not because of the movie but because of the smell of the fart....some people were even asking management for their money back because they could not watch the rest of the movie...not because of the violence...but because of the smell....
2006-10-26 09:26:28 · answer #1 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
properly mine is from whilst i became in severe college. i became interior the middlae of sophistication and we've been fairly bored. type nonetheless had approximately 30 min. to flow and the day became daggin. Me and yet another lady theory it would be beautiful to objective pushing our stomachs out so a strategies as conceivable to be certain if we could make ourselfs seem pregnant. i became fairly skinny then so it became difficult. She went first and each physique at school began guffawing casue she did an outstanding interest. She fairly regarded pregnant. properly it extremely is my turn and that i push has difficult has i will and guy did I enable one rip!! It became so loud. each and every physique at school have been given fairly quiet then all of us began to laugh. alongside with me. I propose there is not any element being embarrassed. each and every physique does it, I not at all lived that one down. yet you be attentive to it extremely is something i will not at all ignore and that i will consistently seem back on and laugh. via the way do no longer inquire from me the place the instructor became mutually as all this became occurring reason i don't be attentive to. It became humorous to declare the least.
2016-11-25 22:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, my 3 year old last night announced that it was okay after her Grandpa farted and apologized because "You just had to fart..."
Oh and she feels like her morning is cheated if she doesn't fart on me. :| I didn't teach her that behavior and am trying to break it of her, but her Dad's genes are taking over.
2006-10-26 09:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once I me and my sister were seeing who could fart the loudest and then I tried to get one out so hard, that it was solid. He He.
For those slow ones: a solid refers to a b.m. (being polite)
2006-10-26 10:08:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last yr, my dad and i wer olayin' on the ps2, while his wife and other kids watched. When I let out a really bad sbd, My step-mother and her kids ran outta the room. After all that happened, my dad stayed in and said "Thats my boy"
2006-10-26 09:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by Eric H 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am trying to potty train my two year old. Every morning as soon as she awakes I put her on the toilet and every morning I get this out of her. No wee no job only farts mum.
2006-10-26 09:17:45 · answer #6 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's this girl in my class that liked "Farting". She would pull off fake 1's, just for the fun of it, and my teacher would say, "I CAN'T SMELL IT, BUT WHEN I FIND OUT WHO'S DOIN IT, I'M GONNA KICK UR @$$!!!!!
2006-10-26 09:18:27 · answer #7 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ya i just farted in my room. And my gf sleeping behind asked me "ru stdyng? what is that smell?" and then i say yes i'm studying and that is my fart" Then she goes back to sleep.
2006-10-26 09:04:57 · answer #8 · answered by rdx 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
once, i was in geography class and then the nest thing i heard was a huge fart!! it was this boy and it was so loud! he laughed so hard he cryed lol
2006-10-26 09:11:39 · answer #9 · answered by <3Chrisssie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm a lady, and I don't fart! :) But it's darn funny when someone else does.
2006-10-26 09:10:37 · answer #10 · answered by Lady J 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋