stand on the top of your biggest couch, jump off of it with your arm underneath your bum, landing on your arm/bum. that's not too high where you'll hurt yourself tremendously, but at the same time it should do the trick......
thanks to people like you us medical professionals stay in business...
when you go to the doctor....make up some cool story so he doesn't put you in some crazy people house
2006-10-26 09:06:48
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answered by davidalden98 3
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lol, I can see why people think you'r crazy but I remember having the same sentiment when I was a kid. (not that I'm assuming ur a kid) but I remember that it was cool when people broke their arms and you could sign their cast. and I was like when am I going to be able to do that. I'm sure the desire is even worse for guys.
I am glad I never did break anything. be glad it hasn't happened to you.
2006-10-26 16:40:27
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answered by ♥perishedmemories♥ 4
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a safe way to break your arm...there is no safe way but you can put a fake one on- then of course youd have to lie to everyone about how you broke it in the first place, if you like to do that sort of thing then get the fake cast.
2006-10-26 16:09:55
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answered by chiara 4
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you cant be serious....get a white shirt and marker and have people sign that dummy...obviously you never broke a bone (you know the hard things made to hold you up) and even more so you obviously never had a cast on because its the worst thing ever...why dont you just walk around with wet pants on for 6weeks then decide if you really want to be so stupid!!
2006-10-26 16:10:04
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answered by ELIZY 4
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Why not just get a cast put on, without breaking it?
2006-10-26 16:04:46
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answered by lah0924 1
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Why you don't put the cast cast on an unbroken arm and have people sign it?
2006-10-26 16:06:04
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answered by Robert W 4
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Go to your local hospital and ask to be admitted into the psych ward. They will give you more than just a cast on your arm.
2006-10-26 16:06:16
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answered by lady01love 4
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Try using it as a lever to attempt to pry some of your head out of your colon. The resistance encountered should be enough to break even the strongest of bones.
Hope this helps.
2006-10-26 16:02:16
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answered by Trollbuster 6
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why break it? just try to find a doctor that will put a cast on it for you.
2006-10-26 16:05:27
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answered by practicalwizard 6
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Jump out of a tall building. If you mistakenly break the wrong body part, you'll never notice.
2006-10-26 18:03:20
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answered by Jeni 2
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