2006-10-26 07:57:56 · 37 answers · asked by S 28 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Shouting obscenities to two policemen and then hiding behind a glass bus shelter so they couldn't see me, needless to say I got nicked that night.Oh happy days.
2006-10-26 08:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lets see......
One time I fell off my roof, another time I raced around my backyard, cheated and broke my ankle because of a hole I hit.
Got jumped by some big b*tches because I was instigating, but later beat the sh*t outta the girl that had it happen.
Got lost in a baseball field????? I was totally GONE!
Flirted with a sheriff when I was 17 and got everybody of legal age off the hook for having a dozen underage drinkers at their house. The cop did everything I asked, it was great!
Played like a troubled teen when getting pulled over to get off tha hook.
Tripped over a million things, landing on my face and ***.
Cried the whole time during $ex, then went to the bathroom, puked and passed out.
uuuhhhh, I'm sure there's plenty other things, just can't remember...
2006-10-26 11:40:18 · answer #2 · answered by brngn_sxy_bck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing that happened to me when I was drunk was when I got run over by a parked car!
2006-10-26 09:19:18 · answer #3 · answered by stef555stef 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
currently I am an alcoholic in continuous sobriety for about 3 months now. I am so glad I quit. BUT... Boy did I get DRUNK when I drank. This one time my coworkers and I were all like WASTED at work, and there was a wheelchair that was for employees if they got injured. I got in that SOB and was all rocking back in it, and I almost fell in it, and tipped it over, then a buddy of mine at work came and tilted it all the way back pushed me out and got in and got some momentum going and smashed it into a drinking fountain that was in the area. We were both hurting so bad but we couldnt stop laughing for like 10 minutes.. Aah the drinking days..
2006-10-26 08:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by dumpsterdd90 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Acted like a totall Idiot while my friend sat there laughing their freakin' head off and then I triped over my bed (which was just a mattress on the floor!) that was hilarious,
But then I woke up the next morning with a major migrain
2006-10-26 13:24:13 · answer #5 · answered by Mindy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hadn't done that much stupid stuff but my friends have... one of them started to play soccer with a flattened beer can and kicked so hard his shoe flew off and into the water pong next to us. Another time the valedictorian of our school got drunk... went to the bathroom and passed out with his pants down on the toilet.
2006-10-26 10:18:20 · answer #6 · answered by The C man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Losing my keys, and my flatmate went home drunk early,and locked the door. Forced open downstairs toilet window, then climbed in head first...slipped, head down the big white telephone..only problem.. my flat mate hadn't flushed, and he'd been sick in it! Not funny at the time, but you gotta laugh now eh?
2006-10-26 08:12:48 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funniest thing?? Looking back it was probably trying to catch rain with my mouth.. Why was I doing it?? Cause I was thirsty! :P
Funnest thing tho was riding a quad out back after dark :)
2006-10-26 09:07:48 · answer #8 · answered by escaped_mental_case 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stood on top of a calor gas heater positioned at the top of the staircase waiting to spook my partner as she emerged from the bathroom in the dark. Lost my balance and fell down the stairs, the calor gas fire came tumbling behind me. Broke 2 ribs. It hurt the next day.
2006-10-26 08:06:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was really drunk and sick. I puked in my Big Gulp container, then went to sleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I picked up the Big Gulp cup and drank my puke, thinking it was my drink from the night before. RE-PUKED purple puke.
2006-10-26 08:42:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋