I was digging and found the ark of the covenant. However I dont know who to give it to since inside of it was the Scientology book Dianetics, the golden tablets of the book of Mormon and the children's book 'my pet goat'.
2006-10-26 07:47:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Report it to Ripley's,"Believe it Not!" You sure there wasn't an autographed photo of Jerry Falwell inside? My ark had one,,,,,,
2006-10-26 07:57:24 · answer #1 · answered by southwind 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh! You are hillarious! Really, I mean it, no sarcasm implied. That is such a funny quesiton. I love it! Send me the golden tablets, I'm Mormon! lol been wondering when those darn things would show up again, although I can't say that they bear the significance of the "My Pet Goat" book!!! Good for you, you've put a smile on my face for the rest of the day!
2006-10-26 14:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by DustInCarroll 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You have to report it to the Religious Artifact Police. Just dial 666
2006-10-26 14:51:06 · answer #3 · answered by heyrobo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know, I too had to learn my abc's from somewhere before I could form sentences, so dont be too hasty to judge what seems to be below your standards. But I do understand the frustration of
being capable of communicating in more than one language, when everyone around you cant even speak.
I wish you well.
2006-10-26 15:02:37 · answer #4 · answered by fryedaddy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whoever you call, call very, very discreetly.
'Mormons Found Lying Next To Goats' is just a headline waiting to happen.
2006-10-26 15:19:15 · answer #5 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Perhaps you can translate the reformed egyptian better than "young joe". Give it a try.
2006-10-29 09:40:19 · answer #6 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well I think you should pray to god and ask him. I mean if is religious he will know just what to do with it. And if you don't know how just talk and ask. You will get an answer.
2006-10-26 15:01:49 · answer #7 · answered by Tater Chip 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'll give you a thousand bucks for the whole lot - you pay shipping
2006-10-26 14:56:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Start a new religion... That's what the Mormons did.
2006-10-26 14:51:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha this is the funniest category
2006-10-26 15:02:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋