two irishmen decide to have a game of snooker and after an hour neither has potted a ball one turns to the other and says"shall we cheat and take the triangle off"
sorry chass
2006-10-26 07:17:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was so funny, thanks for making this day more amusing xXx
2006-10-26 07:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very funny.So that's where I've been going wrong!
Why did the Irishman fall out of the window?
He was ironing the curtain.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Why do Irishmen wear two condoms?
To be sure,to be sure.
2006-10-26 07:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can i use it. I have 2 irishmen in the hotel where i work for....that would b nice to break the ice!! lol
2006-10-26 07:29:31 · answer #3 · answered by A J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
comparable lads went to the railway station and asked for 2 tickets to Jeopardy. the value value tag clerk pronounced "there isn't any such place as Jeopardy, yet on an identical time as there is i've got have been given by no potential heard of it". Mick pulls out the community night paper and reads out the headline "hundreds OF JOBS IN JEOPARDY !"
2016-10-16 10:41:43 · answer #4 · answered by durrett 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Must be the same two who were running down the street.
Paddy said "Bejesus Mick, you can't half run fast."
Replied Mick "Yes, and if I was on my own I could run even faster."
Panted Paddy "Thank God I'm never with you when you're on your own!"
2006-10-26 07:26:41 · answer #5 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sounds like a night of snooker with me. hehe
2006-10-26 07:20:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good but i prefer the other one!
2006-10-26 07:44:41 · answer #7 · answered by Bobby B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Irish jokes,
Makes me proud to be Irish, lol :)
2006-10-26 07:19:31 · answer #8 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you look behind you can you see the ghost of an Irishman?
HAHAHAHA! Happy Halloween!
2006-10-26 07:20:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
you are having a go. But have to amitt very good
2006-10-26 07:20:04 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eh, 3/10
2006-10-26 07:25:11 · answer #11 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋