what is the best way to meet gurlz?

Answer 1

The first thing you need to do is narrow down the kind of girl you are looking for, er uh, lookin' fer.

If you'd like the kind you could take home to mama, then you might as well take mama along with you to the bowling alley or beach and have her pick one. Saves time and confusion.

If you'd like the kind you shouldn't take home to mama, take mama along to the stripper bar or spring break main drag and watch her for negative reactions. Mamas can be very useful.

If you like them young and considering the minimum age limit for marriage (provided you have her parent's consent) then I guess a playground wouldn't be out of the question. By high school they start getting pretty sassy and demanding money for makeup and slick magazines, so aim at middle school girls.

If you already have a bad reputation where you live try driving across the county line and just keep walking up to every girl that catches your eye and say, "I'm new here and I'm having trouble meeting people. Would you go out with me for a bottle of beer?" This works two ways: 1) either she's used to people getting over on her with sophisticated lines or 2) she'll be impressed that you'd bribe her with a full bottle of beer.

Many people have found the love of their life on the wrong side of the tracks, even among the ranks of prostitution. Just ask Julia Roberts. If you've got about $50 you can blow every week then you are pert near flush with women! You could meet 52 prostitutes a year but I'm sure it would only take someone as smart as you a month to find the right girl. This is called 'test driving' and many of your fancy type men do it all the time.

I would avoid the advertised Asian/Russian women who want to live here but still like the idea of slavery. You'd be getting a handful when they finally change their mind and hooboy, at what a price! We've already got our share of illegal aliens here who used their smarts and just walked here for free.

Leon, I guarantee you'll get a girl in a month if you just be yourself and practice good hygiene. If you don't, well, then I guess there really is something wrong with you.