There was an old man...?

Question

There was an old man from Brazil, who swallowed a dynamite pill, his heart retired, his bum backfired, and his willy shot over the hill.....!!

Answer 1

There once was a man from Degrass, who had balls made out of brass, when he rubbed them together, he played "stormy weather" and lightning shot-out of his a.s.s!

Answer 2

There was a young fellow from Harrow
Whose co-k was the size of a marrow.
He said to his tart'"How's this for a start?
My balls are outside in a barrow

Answer 3

There was an old man from Nantucket, whos c*ck was so long he could s*ck it, as he said with a grin and wiped off his chin, if my ear was a c*nt I would F*ck it.

Answer 4

There once was a hermit named Dave, he kept this dead hore in a cave, you have to admit she smelled like chit but christ, look at the money he saved.

Answer 5

There once was a man from McQueen, Who invented a screwing machine, concave or convex, it could do any sex, but OH! what a bastard to clean.

Answer 6

i never heard that one before.

10 points for originality
10 points for causing me to LMAO!!

Answer 7

Bad really bad.

Answer 8

Paul
i know you can do better than that

Answer 9

lmao

Answer 10

Really?