a man goes to an audition for the greatest show on earth upon his arrival the interviewer asks what his great act is. to which the man reveals a sledgehammer and replies "you can run up and hit me as hard in the head with this hammer and nothing will happen!" the interviewer is understandably a little dubious and says "sorry mate no can do" to which the feller replies "if you dont i will hit myself"so relluctantly the interviewer takes the hammer a few steps back, runs up a smashes the feller in the head with it, knockig him straight into a coma with a depressed fracture of the skull.
For the next six months the interviewer, racked with guilt spends every waking moment by the mans bed in hospital when one day his fingers begin to twitch, the interviewer calls the nurse into the room to show her, by this time the man is trying to mouth some words. the nurse says to the interviewer what is he trying to say, the interviewer leans in close and hears in a low whisper..................
2006-10-26 06:54:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"tadaaaaa"
2006-10-26 06:55:11 · update #1
Your so witty lol and cute to haha
2006-10-26 07:10:48 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I,ve heard this one A freind of mine told this and went for about 20 minutes before he got to the punchline. It was the silliest joke that we had ever heard but we laughed our bollocks off.......
Then we kicked the s**t out of him.
2006-10-26 07:01:31 · answer #2 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The oldies are the goodies
2006-10-26 06:58:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sucks!!
2006-10-26 07:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought i was good enough to be professional but I'm only an amateur. (hammerchewer)
2006-10-26 07:00:41 · answer #5 · answered by blokeoaf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotcha!!!
2006-10-26 06:59:37 · answer #6 · answered by ufly2mebirdie2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like your style!!!!
2006-10-26 16:46:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 06:56:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL, very cute!
2006-10-26 06:58:29 · answer #9 · answered by sophiensamsmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe man oh man...
2006-10-26 07:36:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋