a MAIL ORDER BRIDE to provide all of your wishes. My Mail Order Bride is from Spain and she cooks, cleans & provides all of my sexual fantasies. We have been happliy marred for 2 years and she does everything I tell her to do. MY FRIENDS ARE SO JEALOUS!!! Pretty Good for a FAT, LAZY GUY LIKE ME THAT WORKS AT MCDONALDS. I AM LOVING LIFE.
2006-10-26 06:47:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
No way! Last time I ordered something through the mail the ups guy dropped the box and broke it in half. Do you know how long it would take a replace a wife that was damaged in shipping?
2006-10-26 06:54:21 · answer #1 · answered by Place holder 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you got a 7 and 7.
She'll spend the first 7 years making you happy, because she wants to stay in America.
Prepare for the next 7 years, after her residency status is permanent, for her to make you the most miserable man in America so you'll get a divorce.
2006-10-26 13:52:55 · answer #2 · answered by jbtascam 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ahahah you fat piece of s-hit, just wait, she will catch on and leave your a s s for a hot, rich guy that doesnt believe in slavery. Do you keep her in a cage at night too?
2006-10-26 13:53:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry you had to go to another country to find a woman who would accept a "fat, lazy guy . . . that works at mcdonalds."
2006-10-26 13:52:34 · answer #4 · answered by pumpkin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seems like you took the easier way out...fat, lazy guys like you usually commit suicide.
2006-10-26 13:56:54 · answer #5 · answered by Yondie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why do you have to pay a woman to marry you in the first place?
2006-10-26 13:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say your a liar. haha
2006-10-26 13:51:32 · answer #7 · answered by omarsanchez 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
can I get like three of them yeah that would be cool
2006-10-26 13:51:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋