A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "please come over here and help me? I have a killer jugsaw puzzle and I cant figure out how to get it started?"
Her boyfriend asks " What is it supposed to be when it is finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, its a tiger"
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help. She shows where she has the puzzle spread all over the table..
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do we are not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, " second, i want you to relax. Lets have a nice cup of tea and then......" he sighed, " .....we will put all these Frosties back in the box."
2006-10-26
06:28:02
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