Tell me some yo mamma jokes, I need a good laugh, I've been sick since last friday night with bronchitus and I haven't gone to school so things are pretty boring and dull!!! MAKE ME LAUGH!!!
2006-10-26 06:27:39 · 24 answers · asked by kendra dowson 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mamma is so fat, that when she went to the restaurant, she looked at the menu and said, okay i'll take it.
yo mamma is so fat, that when she walked in front of the tv, i missed an hour and a half of my movie.
yo mamma is so fat, the astronauts thought she was another moon.
2006-10-26 06:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by chikita_couey 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so dumb she cant even spell check documents on MSWord.
Yo mamma is so ugly she doesnt look in mirrors because she is so poor she cant afford them.
Yo mamma is so dumb doesnt know the difference between nuclear fusion and nuclear fission.
Yo mamma is so poor that she cant afford to pay her internet bill and she wont be able to read this.
Yo mamma is so small that she is only 3 feet 9 inches tall and almost 4 feet tall on her tippy toes.
Yo mamma is so dumb she cant comprehend the concept of an infinite loop in Java code.
Yo mamma is so stinks so bad that she was kicked out of the zoo.
Yo mamma is so asymetric that her bigger nostril and bigger boob are on different sides of her body.
2006-10-26 06:39:22 · answer #2 · answered by Goya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ATTENTION! ALL PREVIOUS JOKES HAVE BEEN BITTEN OFF MTV, OR SO PLAYED OUT, THAT GOD HAS HEARD THEM BEFORE! HERE ARE A COUPLE OF ORIGINALS!!! Yo momma so stupid, it takes her 10 minutes just to get thru the Stop n' Go's parkin lot! I made that one up. Stix n stones may break my bones, but so will yo momma if she climbs on top!(MTV). Yo momma so fat, in the winter, I said it's chilly outside. So she ran outside with a spoon and bowl! (my 11 yr old daughter made that one up!)
2016-05-21 22:31:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
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2006-10-26 06:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by Barbara 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma`s so fat that when she passed in front of the tv,i missed 3 movies and the commercials!
yo momma`s so stupid,that she got hit by a parked car.
2006-10-26 06:30:49 · answer #5 · answered by Riot! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo momma so fat when she put on a red shirt and walked outside every one said "Hey Kool-Aid"
Yo momma so stupid she starved in a grocery store.
2006-10-26 06:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by serenamoon83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MOMMA'S SO FAT; WHEN SHE SAT ON A DOLLAR, 4 QUARTERS POPPED OUT
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
2006-10-26 06:28:52 · answer #7 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma got a peg leg and her name is Eileen (say it out loud.).
2006-10-26 06:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is sooo stupid when someone yelled " Its chilly outside" she ran out with a spoon
2006-10-26 06:30:17 · answer #9 · answered by diva 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
2006-10-26 06:43:36 · answer #10 · answered by Debbi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋