Not my favourite but someone out there will find it funny.
THE LIFE OF AN EGG
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So you think your life is bad?
Just think how bad the life of the egg is....
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard, 2 minutes to get soft.
You have to share a box with 11 other guys.
And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother!
2006-10-26 06:21:00 · 18 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You get cracked and scrambled
Best to hope for is that you get done over easy or sunny side up but it won't be long before someone sticks a piece of toast in your center.
2006-10-26 06:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-10-26 06:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so very true and is kinda funny too!
2006-10-26 07:06:40 · answer #3 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life sucks I guess :P
2006-10-26 06:34:01 · answer #4 · answered by d1rty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 06:31:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny !! but i 've heard some better ones !
2006-10-26 06:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by La parisienne ! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2006-10-26 06:25:03 · answer #7 · answered by hangychha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hysterical !! :0
made me laugh :)
2006-10-26 13:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by Hannah H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got that yolk i mean joke
2006-10-26 06:34:59 · answer #9 · answered by ladybird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol oh sooo true
2006-10-26 06:24:52 · answer #10 · answered by liongirl_40 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋