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People tell me i have a dry since of humor or no humor can you make me laugh?

2006-10-26 06:15:01 · 9 answers · asked by springreed 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Bubba had Shingles

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem that more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where?

Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"

2006-10-26 06:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 1 1

Here are a couple of well ones - Sex Drive (its like a mixture of avenue commute and harold&kumar) Napoleon Dynamite (its a million of the ones so dull its humorous kinda films) Hot Rod Freddy bought Fingered Raod Trip Beer Pong (specific than the primary however nonetheless no longer dangerous) Money Talks Accepted Hope you revel in.

2016-09-01 03:01:04 · answer #2 · answered by stults 4 · 0 0

its called a "sense of humor". say it with me"sense". now doesnt that make more sense?

2006-10-26 06:37:06 · answer #3 · answered by Big Rudy 3 · 0 1

Sorry. I'm as dry as wine.

2006-10-26 06:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by honiebyrd 4 · 0 1

would you rather live the rest of ur life with just one eye and have to wear an eye-patch that read " i c u " or live with no eyebrows?

2006-10-26 06:23:55 · answer #5 · answered by fernx24 2 · 0 2

nope

2006-10-26 07:14:41 · answer #6 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0 1

okay!! ready fer yer foto!! 3,2,1,dont say cheese !!

2006-10-26 06:17:07 · answer #7 · answered by ☺♥? 6 · 0 1

no

2006-10-26 06:31:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

i don't get it

2006-10-26 07:12:08 · answer #9 · answered by Kim 3 · 0 1

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