superman was having a little fly about as usuall when he spots wonderwoman sunbathing nude on a rooftop
Quick as a flash he swoops down and fcuks her in the blinking of an eye
wonderwoman exclaims "what the fcuk was that" and the invisible man says "I dont know but my fcucking ar5e hurts"
2006-10-26 06:09:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pure class
2006-10-26 06:12:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this man was in a bar drinking, and some lady came in. the man said "i bet you i can jump off of this balcony and walk back up the stairs unharmed" .. the lady laughs because she knows it won't happen. The man takes off running, and jumped out of the window. a few minutes later, the door to the bar opens and there he is. He doesn't have a single scratch on him. He orders another drink, and makes the same bet with other people. After the fourth or fifth time, the bartender says "Superman, you're such an a*hole when you're drunk"
2006-10-26 06:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by chikita_couey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the joke about the god Thor.
Thor resting in the clouds spots a beautiful maiden sunning on the rocks. He swoops down and makes passionate love to the girl who by the way has a lisp. After the lovemaking Thor looks at her and exclaims,"I am Thor!" The girl replied, "You're thor. I'm tho thor I can hardly walk!"
2006-10-26 06:35:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny. By the way tell you jokes, and it goes: >How I was born< A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me how I was born?" -The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway." "Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe. -We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button. -"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!" One more joke: A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2016-05-21 22:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this was new around the same time dirt was discovered! lol it is funnie though!
2006-10-26 06:11:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats ar5e
2006-10-26 06:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by nuri b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i was just thinking about that one the other day! good to know its still out there!
2006-10-26 06:10:55 · answer #7 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that was funny
invisible man said i dont know but my **** hurts.
roflmao
2006-10-26 06:16:55 · answer #8 · answered by springreed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats an oldie
2006-10-26 06:27:49 · answer #9 · answered by hangychha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but a goodie
2006-10-26 06:17:50 · answer #10 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋