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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his bum whilst he is on fire. Further studies in this area has been cancelled.

2006-10-26 06:01:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

Sounds about right to me. Depending on how bad it is sometimes just 2 black eyes and knuckle bumps on his forehead with work.

2006-10-26 06:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by hangychha 2 · 0 0

omg i saw one of thoes yesterday
"she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his bum whilst he is on fire"

2006-10-26 13:15:28 · answer #2 · answered by nuri b 1 · 0 0

Awsome

2006-10-26 13:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by Little_Lilth 3 · 0 0

Am not Menopausal but boy do I agree with that description of a man LOL hehehehehe nice one tks

2006-10-26 13:05:37 · answer #4 · answered by liongirl_40 3 · 0 0

You made me laugh so hard I cried! Of course I am slightly pre menstrual at the mo!

2006-10-26 13:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by wattie 3 · 0 0

LOL You shouldn't really laugh at something that near to the truth but it's funny.

2006-10-26 13:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think my Ex Wife was a test subject.
LMFAO.
Grin factor @ 9.9 on the scale!

2006-10-26 19:42:41 · answer #7 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0 0

Soo true
hey wait a minute why were they cancelled?

2006-10-26 13:05:05 · answer #8 · answered by springreed 2 · 1 0

I agree with Springreed's answer!

2006-10-26 13:17:42 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0 0

Ha ha ha. I like this one.. I actually think I live with this woman....

2006-10-26 15:19:19 · answer #10 · answered by irosheyes 1 · 0 0

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