I'TS NOT A QUESTION.
A helicopter with a pilot and a single passenger was flying around above Seattle when a malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's navigation and communications equipment. Due to the darkness and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to get back to the airport.
The pilot saw a tall building with lights on and flew toward it, the pilot had the passenger draw a handwritten sign reading "WHERE AM I?" and hold it up for the building's occupants to see.
People in the building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the passenger asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.
The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the Microsoft support building, they gave me a technically correct but entirely useless answer."
2006-10-26 05:50:17 · 26 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is very funny !! I bet you work at apple !! lol tell me if i'm write !
2006-10-26 06:29:03 · answer #1 · answered by La parisienne ! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good! I also love the one about the guy on the computer help desk when he gets a call off a woman saying that her computer isn't working at all. So he run through a check list with her and still nothing so he says can you unplug your pc and the woman says no because it's too dark cos there has been a power cut! So the guy tells her that in the morning when it's light she has to pack up her computer in the box it came in and take it back to the shop and tell the person behind the counter that she is returning the computer because she is too F****ing stupid to own it! This was supposed to have really happened and they kept the recording of the call to teach staff how not to talk to the customers!
2006-10-26 05:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by wattie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet that was really amusing to all the people that sit at their PCs 24/7, who only need microsoft support because they use their PCs too much. Turn it off every now and again and read a book(not a book about computers).
2006-10-26 06:52:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great 10/10
2006-10-26 05:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was so funny, am still rolling around on the floor in fits of laughter, as brilliant as the sheperd jokexXx
2006-10-26 05:53:13 · answer #5 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-10-26 06:35:00 · answer #6 · answered by hangychha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that was a long way to go for a Microsoft dis. Nonetheless, it was somewhat amusing.
2006-10-26 06:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by David M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi... heh... God in easy terms is familiar with... that's a line from a -what else- John Wayne action picture. while placed into context it turns into self-explanatory... yeah. because of the fact the quintisential "guy's guy", Wayne have been given blamed for an undesirable lot of crap! that's a sort of "eeeew, make me gag!" stupid comments reminiscent of the multiple nonsense they choose to characteristic to women... (My own popular is): "properly! in case you do no longer be responsive to, i'm in no way going to assist you be responsive to!" An, i'm no longer. }:>
2016-12-08 21:51:18 · answer #8 · answered by gagliano 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet. Cept the help desk is in India or something.
Grin factor @ 7.6
2006-10-26 12:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!
2006-10-26 05:56:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you saying you get less Bovver in a Hover
2006-10-26 05:54:59 · answer #11 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋