Little Johnny; The difference between Baptist's and Catholic's?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

It is good to laugh at yourself. Why let everyone else have all the freaking fun.

The difference between Baptist's and Catholic's

Little Johnny was walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction.

"Hello," said Little Johnny.
"Hi," replied the little girl.
"Where are you going?" asked Johnny.
"I've been to church this morning and I'm on my way home," answered the girl. "Me too," replied Little Johnny. "I'm also on my way home from church."

"Which church do you go to?" he asked.

"I go to the Baptist church back down the road," replied the little girl. "What about you?" "I go to the Catholic church back at the top of the hill," replied Johnny. They are both going the same way so they walk together.

They came to a low spot in the road where spring rains had partially flooded the road so there was no way that they could get across to the other side without getting wet.

"If I get my new Sunday dress wet my Mom's going to skin me alive," said the little girl. "My Dad'll tan my hide too if I get my new Sunday suit wet," replied Little Johnny.

"I tell you what I think I'll do," said the girl. "I'm gonna pull off all my clothes and hold them over my head and wade across."

"That's a good idea," replied Johnny. "I'm going to do the same with my suit." So they both undressed and waded across to the other side without getting their clothes wet.

They were standing there in the sun waiting to drip dry before putting their clothes back on when Johnny, who had been visually appraising his new friend, finally remarked, "You know, my Mom told me there really is a difference between Baptist's and Catholic's, now I see what she means!"

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Answer 1

Very Very Very Very Very Very cute. I love it. :O)

Answer 2

Thats funny

Answer 3

Mary returned to the village in Ireland after three years in London. She was wearing fine jewellery and clothes and her face was covered in make-up. When walking down the village street, she met the Reverend Mother, who had taught her at school. ‘Ah Mary’ said the nun, ‘and how are you getting on in London’. ‘Great’ replied Mary ‘I am getting on great. I became a prostitute’. ‘Oh Mother of God’ exclaimed the nun and promptly fainted. Mary did her best to revive the nun and when she succeeded, the nun sat up and said ‘Please Mary, please tell me it’s not true what you said’. ‘I am afraid it is Reverend Mother, it’s true I became a prostitute’. ‘Oh thanks be to God’ cried the nun ‘ I thought you said a Protestant’.

Answer 4

Funny!!!

Answer 5

oooo, who's the smart one?? LOL

Answer 6

lol... that was great! Thanks for that I love Little Johnny jokes!

Answer 7

baptist dont worship mary (a false god)unlike catholics worship some other than jesus

Answer 8

great one!

Answer 9

Thanks