three mice were sayin how tough they were the first mouse said: im so tough i can take the cheese from the trap
second mouse said: im so tough i can do that and lick the trap clean
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i will post my finish when i choose answer
2006-10-26 05:16:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dublin Boy...what the hell are you laughing at? There's nothing funny yet....And do you always say tee hee hee...?
Third one said that he could open the trap with his teeth, do bench presses with it twenty times and then make off with the cheese....
OR....
He says "you guys are wussies...Im going home to screw the cat"
2006-10-26 05:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by Barbi 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
.....so the third mouse said, "I'm tough but not that tough. You two go ahead and try and get the cheese. I'll be the lookout" The first mouse ran across the floor and tried to take the cheese from the trap but his tail got caught. The second mouse tried but his whiskers got tangled in the trap. So the third mouse walked up to the 2 mice, grabbed the cheese and said with laughter, "Thanks suckers. I made a bet with the cat that you 2 idiots would try and take the cheese, get caught and let me walk away with it!!"
2006-10-26 05:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by kpcoco0870 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The third mouse said Im so tough i carry a bolltle of wine and still get the chesse
2006-10-26 06:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by Adara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The third mouse said" Yeah, well u 2 go on and do that cuz i was here an hour ago and i screwed the cheese....it doesnt come with those holes ya know...and besides i got get home 2 my p ussy, shes makeing me a grilled cheese!
2006-10-26 06:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Third mouse said"I so tough that i can get the cheese after both of yall die
2006-10-26 05:47:42 · answer #5 · answered by hestheloveofmylife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 3rd mouse said to the 2nd mouse well let's see... the 2nd tried got caught. The first mouse picks up the cheese gives a high 5 to the 3rd. And said I know that cocky idot would fall for it.
2006-10-26 05:43:54 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Third mouse said I'm so tough i can make the cat do it for me!!
2006-10-26 06:55:37 · answer #7 · answered by Brandy B. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The third mouse said 'I'm so tough, I don't bother with the trap, I go straight to the fridge and help myself'................
(as a fellow Irishman, I must apologise for Dublin Boy - he did not understand the joke - in Dublin, a trap is your mouth, or something pulled by a pony and they still use cats to catch mice. Incidentally, you can't get ice in Dublin..............the old lady lost the recipe)..........
2006-10-26 05:22:52 · answer #8 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
3rd mouse said oh yeah I can get the cheese, lick the trap clean and get crackers and wine to go with my cheese,
2006-10-26 05:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the third mouse said I'm so tough that I'm the one that set the trap
2006-10-26 05:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The third mouse said: I'm so tough I'll let you two try it first.
2006-10-26 05:18:43 · answer #11 · answered by LadyofShallot 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋