A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
2006-10-26 05:10:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one!
2006-10-26 13:09:35 · answer #1 · answered by fred k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then he should have remain as a funeral man driver. Just kidding, I thought it was funny!!
2006-10-26 12:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before.
But still hilarious!
2006-10-26 12:13:54 · answer #3 · answered by slvrZ28grl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it... You always have the best jokes girlie
2006-10-26 12:15:16 · answer #4 · answered by Little_Lilth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha sarcastically I laugh
2006-10-26 12:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by kennyboy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
first one i read today
i know i would been freaked too
lol
2006-10-26 12:27:54 · answer #6 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 12:12:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you sure read readears digest
2006-10-26 14:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by anoop_pattat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great just like all your jokes.
2006-10-26 12:25:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. i liked that.
2006-10-26 12:13:43 · answer #10 · answered by trigam41 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋