is this funny?
1. what happend to the cricket player when he had terrible diarrhoea?
he got a lot ov runs
2. an artist tries to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he feels for his lovely modl finally becomes irresistable. he throws down his palette, takes her in his arms and kisses her. she pushes him away saying '' maybe your other models let you kiss them, but im not that sort of girl!'' ''actually, i've never tried to kiss a model before'' '' really'' she says, softening. ''well, how many models have there been before'' '' four so far; he replies thinking back '' a jug, two apples and a vase.
3. man: you remind me of sailing on a romantic boat
women:you remind me of bein in the ocean too
man: really
women: yes you make me feel sick
4. a man arrives home from the pub very late and very drunk. His wife snaps. ''all right then, smart a ss- explain the lipstick ony your shirt!'' '' easy'' the man slurs '' i used my shirt to wipe my willy''
2006-10-26 05:09:48 · 31 answers · asked by chij onpala 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
go on giv uz a thumbs up
2006-10-26 05:13:22 · update #1
OK I have given a thumbs up 10/10
2006-10-26 05:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
# 4 is
2006-10-26 12:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by MARY L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 and 4 i shall be telling to others- thanks.
laughter makes the world go round.
2006-10-26 12:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They wear pretty good but I have to say I enjoyed the last two the best.
2006-10-26 12:24:42 · answer #4 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Not funny
2. Ok, i gave it a smile
3. A small laugh
4. Not funny
2006-10-26 12:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fourth ones the best!
2006-10-26 12:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up
2006-10-26 13:38:22 · answer #7 · answered by ladybird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number 4 was funny
2006-10-26 12:20:21 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked the 2nd one
loved the 4th
the rest no comment lol
2006-10-26 12:24:35 · answer #9 · answered by anesziere 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm to tell you the truth... the only one that was kinda funny was the last one. But even that one was so so.... sorry :-(
2006-10-26 12:13:59 · answer #10 · answered by Erika M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋