100 nuns sat at a table including the head nun. She announced that there had been a sin within the convent.
"One of our nuns has committed a sin
"99 nuns go 'Oh No', 1 nun goes 'He He He'."
And there was a comdom found"
99 nuns go 'Oh No', 1 nun goes 'He He He'.
"And it had a hole in it"
99 nuns go 'HE HE HE', 1 nun goes 'OH NO'
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She leaves him on the couch when the phone rings and is back in a few seconds.
"Who was it?" he asked.
"My husband," she replied.
"I better get going," he said
"Relax, he'll be late" She said "He's playing poker with you."
2006-10-26 05:06:51 · 9 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love the first one,don't mind if i use it?
the second one is a little old.
2006-10-26 05:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First-4 Second-7
2016-05-21 22:21:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha a good one,second one too
a nun complaining to the head nun" yesterday somebody raped me at night".
Head Nun" what? who was that? can you identify the person?
nun" icouldnot see his face in the dark but he had a wart on his penis"
Head nun" Oh Bishop Daniel"
2006-10-26 07:27:25 · answer #3 · answered by anoop_pattat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second one best
2006-10-26 05:09:13 · answer #4 · answered by Little_Lilth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. They are good ones. LOL.
Have a nice evening.
2006-10-30 05:31:42 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the 1st one better than the second one tell more tell moere
2006-10-26 05:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by nuri b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!!!!
2006-10-26 05:14:51 · answer #7 · answered by gaucha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he....real cool ones! esp the 2nd!
2006-10-26 05:20:59 · answer #8 · answered by sneha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
but i didnt get the 2nd one.... :(
2006-10-26 05:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by anesziere 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋