This is a real life exam of a Grade 5 (Std. 3) pupil.
Primary School Exam 1 of the second term
Write an essay on the following question: "What is a crocodile?" Use
block letters and write legibly.
Name: GERHARD JANSE VAN VUUREN
Date: Monday 22/05/2003
Answer:
The crokodil is a specially built so long because the flatter the better
swimmer. At the front of the crokodil is the head. The head exists almost
only of teeth. Behind the crokodil the tail grows. Between the head and the
tail is the crokodil. A crokodil without a tail is called a rotwieler. A
crokodil's body is covered with handbag material. He can throw his tail off
if he gets a fright but it doesn't happen much because a crokodil is scared
of nothing. A crokodil stays under the water because if you were so ugly,
you would also stay under the water. It is good that a crokodil stays under
the water, because a person gets such a big fright if a crokodil catches you
that he first has to rinse you off before he can eat you. A crokodil isn't
hardly as dangerous as people say he is, except if he catches you. The
longer he bites you, the more it hurts. Very old crokodils suck their people
and buck that they catch dead. If you eat him, he is a crokosatie. A
crokodil did not learn to swim with his arms so he uses his tail. The little
brother of the crokodil is a lizard. The slow sister of the crokodil is a
chameleon. The gay brother of the crokodil is a daffodil. And the crokodil
also has a dead brother the frikkidel.
2006-10-26 05:02:36 · 9 answers · asked by liongirl_40 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
in the uk , this is better than phd level.
hang on,
Is this George Bush's next campaign speech?
2006-10-26 05:11:06 · answer #1 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how many marks did this guy get, do you think if i tried the same thing in my A-levels i'd get an A for being humorous - better not risk it xXx
2006-10-26 05:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 05:05:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like dat
2006-10-26 05:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by FlossyQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-10-26 16:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww, if only it was true
2006-10-26 05:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
twAhahaha!
2006-10-26 05:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the fcuk
2006-10-26 05:10:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE!!!
2006-10-26 05:07:00 · answer #9 · answered by Little_Lilth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋