A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress.
After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer. "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."
2006-10-26 04:51:53 · 20 answers · asked by missy2240 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee
2006-10-26 04:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by emma m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 Not bad at all. LOL
2006-10-26 04:58:53 · answer #2 · answered by kissfromaroes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before and it's not very funny if you have incurable herpes, is it?
Ooooo, Emma looks a bit fit! Giggle if you want to go out with me
2006-10-26 04:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by GoogleRules 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Godd but not funny
2006-10-26 04:56:58 · answer #4 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one never heard it before.
2006-10-26 05:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea that was funny tell another one thats how i know you hve funny jokes ima use that one on somebody
2006-10-26 05:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by nuri b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, serves him bloody right! lol
2006-10-27 23:46:50 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I've heard it before.
2006-10-26 04:55:26 · answer #8 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah this is an old one so No LOL
2006-10-26 04:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by FlossyQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serves the dirty old Letch right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old joke though. He should have learned by now. Ha ha.
2006-10-26 04:55:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋