and englishman an irishman and a scotsman are all sitting dow to lunch at work the englishman opens his his sandwiches and finds it's roast beef and mustard again so he says"fcuk this if I get roast beef and mustard one more time I am going to top myself"The Scotsman opens his sandwiches and finds them to be ham and pickle he to declares his intent on killing himself if he ever finds them in his lunch again.The irish fellow follows suit opens his sarnies and say "if I ever get cheese and pickle again I am off to the harp farm"The following day they all find the same packed lunches and all jump off the building each leaving a suicide note.at the inquest the Englishmans wife says " I didn't know fred didnt like his lunches all he had to do was say something and I would have made him something different.the scotsmans wife agrees and says she would have prepared him anything he wanted if only he had asked.the Irish woman is beside herself with grief and the other two wives ask why?
2006-10-26 04:19:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and she replies I dont understand paddy allways made his own lunches
sorry
2006-10-26 04:20:06 · update #1
I like it. Is that one just for me lol
2006-10-26 06:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Irishman (Paddy) and a Welshman (Taffy) are walking down the farm when they notice a sheep with its head stuck in the fence, with no time at all Taffy whips down his trousers and gives the sheep a right good seeing to, once he was done he says "Right Paddy, your turn" ........... so Paddy sticks his head in the fence
2006-10-26 04:32:51 · answer #2 · answered by Steve R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an english man an irsh man and a scottish man walk in to a bar...the bar maid says is this a joke
2006-10-26 04:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by haha_islaughing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you don't really find that funny. That really happened to a friend of mine. His dad was a bit special needs.
2006-10-26 04:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard the same thing except the english man was superman and it ended with lois (sp?) asking why he didn't tell the others he was superman, although think this one was better xXx
2006-10-26 05:41:48 · answer #5 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats really sad
but its still kinda funny
poor old chap
2006-10-26 04:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by x3holdaloverclose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mum told me this when i was about 7 and i never forgot it! I love it!
2006-10-27 04:38:08 · answer #7 · answered by GeorgieP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL tks just what I needed today keep it up
2006-10-26 04:25:22 · answer #8 · answered by liongirl_40 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 04:22:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yey
2006-10-26 05:34:35 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋