I walked in on something funny today.?

Question

My 6 year old daughter and my 5 year old son both had to pee and I walked in on them both standing up in front of the toilet at the same time. Lets just say it did not end up well for my daughter.

Do any other parents have a funny story of this kind of thing happening to them?

Answer 1

I have b/g twins. One day my daughter really had to pee and went to the bathroom. Her brother, just a seconds behind her, decides he has to go to. By the time I caught up to them she was on the toilet and he was standing on a stool in front of the tub peeing.

Answer 2

I work in a preschool, and since we take the boys and girls (ages 2 and 3) to the potty at the same time, this happens frequently. Girls try to stand, and the boys try to sit. Either way, I have to clean the floor! Oh well, it is part of experimenting about the different ways our bodies work. If we treat their body parts as just another part, and dont' make it a huge deal (talk about parts in a matter-of-fact way, using correct terms) than children will use the terms that way.
My 5 year old was "helping" my 4 year old nephew to go to bathroom one day, and I walked into the bathroom where she was standing in front of the toilet, using her pointer finger to push his penis down into the toilet (he was sitting). When I asked her what she was doing, she replied, "Well, he was shooting pee all over the place!" Just as matter-of-fact as you could be, it was no big deal to her- she was just helping him out! Kids are funny...

Answer 3

Well, this one is about me and it's pretty embarassing, but still funny.

When I was a little girl, (it was right after stars were created, I think), I had a really bad habit of waiting until the LAST minute to use the bathroom. There were almost 30 children on my block (it was in the 50's, where a SMALL family was 5 children), and I just found it very difficult to pull myself away from all the fun we always had playing outside.

Sure enough, this one summer day, me and the other 30+ kids on our block were outside playing and I had to pee and just kept putting it off and putting it off. Finally, I went running into my house, yelling that I had to pee. My family is African American, but we literally have every shade in the family you could think of - from very light-skinned to very, very dark. When I was a little girl, my skin was at least three shades darker than I am now. A family joke is that I "really faded" as I got older.

Anyway, I'm running toward the bathroom, yelling that I had to pee. As I ran past my mother into the bathroom, she went to say something, but I was just trying to get to the toilet and didn't pay any attention to what my mom was saying.

What I learned later was that my mom was trying to tell me that she had just painted the toilet seat (white). My little dark-skinned butt ended up with a perfect ring of wet white paint, which my mother used paint remover to take off. It took me YEARS to live that one down. LOL!

Answer 4

63 Year Old father of 1 Year old daughter grins at your
story... My daughter is fascinated by people on the toilet and must come in to watch and talk to you while you are seated or standing at the toilet. She wants to do the handle flushing but lacks the dexterity to figure that out today. Locking her out of the bathroom when you are in there results in a fit of crying and screaming which is hard to deal with when you are in one of 'those' hurries.

I could tell you all kinds of stories about our daughter,
but probably the funniest is the way Cheyenne discovered her belly button. For days at a time she
would wander around the house with her thumb in her mouth and the index finger of her other hand in her belly button saying "yup"....."yup."

I knew that this was a very important moment for her, and that she was making a serious attempt to say something of tremendous importance to me. However, I didn't quite get what she meant. So I mimicked her statement and replied, "Yup." Gosh knows what is next...

Answer 5

I'm sure all parents do. When I was pregnant with my first, Miachel who is now 6, all my husband could talk about was teaching his little boy to pee like a man. This did not go so well. He could go poop in the toilet, but he would only pee sitting down. This became a problem when he started spraying the duck painted wall across from the toilet. My husband decided he needed a little motivation. We were on our way to the store and there was a meat truck in front of us. On the back there was a very small sticker of a cow peeing on a chicken. My hubby then said "Hey Miachle tykle, look on the truck, see the cow is peeing like a man on a chiken!" OH MY GOD was all I could think. We live on three acres of land. We own horses, chickens, rabbits, and the average househald pet. So my husband took miachel out side and caught a chiken. he told Miachel to pee on on It, and he did! Standing up, too. This was how he peed now, on our poor chikens!

When my twin daughters were born, Miachel liked to help change their diapers. The first time, I told him he could take the babys diaper off.At that time he called them his "boobie sistoes" When he pulled of the adhesive straps, he discovered that a guys and girls anatomy are different. He said "MOMMY! YOU CUT OF MY BOOBIE SISTOESES LEMONY JICKET! NOW THEY CAN"T PEE ON CHICKENS!" Of course now he grew out of that habbit of peeing on chikens. All I could say was that girls do not have jimminy crickets, that is what we call them. He wa sthanful when Derin, his brother was born. KIDS ARE HILARIOUS!!!!

Another time, My three year old Derin found my tampons. He asked his daddy what they were and he said dynamite. he told Derin to go get the bag that they were in and he did. He told him that my pads were goggles to protect his eyes from the explosion. Derin ended up telling all his brothers and sisters, even Kaila who is two. My hubby tells the kids weird things, but he is the best dad ever.

I am seven months pregnant with my sixth kid, a boy. I caught my kids stuffing their shirts with blankets and playing "ledibery room". All I did was tell them not to make a mess because I was laughing so hard.

Answer 6

My oldest sister tried that once. Needless to say, my mom was not too pleased w/ the mess she had to clean up. I, on the other hand, decided that it was a good idea to pee on the floor and tap dance in it when I was younger. My mom was horrified b/c my dad's parents were in town visiting and they're very hard to please, so she thought they would be totally shocked and appalled. Luckily, they found it quite funny and laughed along w/ the rest of the family! I've since given up on my tap dancing career! LOL

Answer 7

i remember when i was probably your daughters age i tryed to stand and pee like a boy to and it went every where else but the toilet

Answer 8

my daughter standing with legs on each side of the toliet peeing!!

Answer 9

My toddler who is now 4, got into my pantiliners-or mommy diapers as he calls them-and pasted them ALL over my full length bedroom mirror!!!

Answer 10

my son and nephew when they were little "painted "my sons room with Vaseline! everything in the room including themselves!