and starts screaming "Doctor, I can't feel my legs".
"I know" he replies, "I chopped your arms off".
2006-10-26 04:02:24 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee hee
2006-10-26 04:04:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man wakes up in hospital with both legs amputated
he says to the doctor will i be able to play the guitar
the doctor says I dont see why not
the man say fcuking hell I aint never been able to play it before
boom boom
2006-10-26 11:07:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-10-26 11:14:45 · answer #3 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old & Gold but still makes you smile
2006-10-26 11:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-10-28 08:28:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-26 11:17:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny hee hee
2006-10-26 12:36:00 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely fantastic, dude. gave me a giggle. thanx. :D lol.
2006-10-26 11:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of corny but it will do
2006-10-26 11:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
thats stoopid
2006-10-26 11:24:31 · answer #10 · answered by x3holdaloverclose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋