10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Put it in my box before you leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!
5. HMMMMMMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there.
2006-10-26 03:55:07 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-26 04:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 04:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 04:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) I need to crack one off before lunch
2) I know it's hard but if you keep at it you get a result
I have two workers Jack and Jill, I need to get rid of one. It's a very hard decision.
Do I lay Jill or Jack off? What should I do?
2006-10-26 04:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by Des does it for the ladies 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it, Like it! I got one:
"Oh dear it leaked, now its all over my desk (hard rubbing sounds heard) OH dear, dear, dear its so sticky and gooey! I rubbed real hard and it came off eventually!"
60yr old female Office Manager, when her Biro ball fell out and the ink leaked!
2006-10-26 04:07:28 · answer #5 · answered by Robakai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha OMG, this why people passing by where staring at me, haha i have to watch my mouth in the office hahahahaha i liked them all hahahaha and the one by "bgbawlf" & "Madge the Impaler." The r also hilarious hahaha, thx 4 the laugh hahaha ;))
2016-05-21 22:11:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You haven't worked in an office if you think they're dirty.. you should hear the real life office staff
2006-10-26 04:07:38 · answer #7 · answered by richiesown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-26 04:03:26 · answer #8 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mind if I use your laptop? Is that dirty then?
2006-10-26 04:14:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! How about for a mailroom:
"I have a large package here for you"
"your (mail)box is full"
"does anyone else know how to get into your (mail)box?"
2006-10-26 04:01:24 · answer #10 · answered by TJD 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
More exciting question .
Q. Has anyone heard any of these lines, where it really DID mean what it sounded like ?
2006-10-26 03:57:40 · answer #11 · answered by dryheatdave 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋