You ever listed fuzzy dice on an insurance claim.
Your trolling motor used to be a fan in a barber shop.
You list tick removal as a skill on your resume.
You use an ironing board as a knick-knack shelf.
You think the Battle of the Bulge is an argument between your wife and your mother.
You've ever driven around looking for your porch roof after a bad storm.
Your nicest towels say, "Property of Motel 6".
You get your daily requirement of fiber from toothpicks.
The photo on your driver's license includes your dog.
You've been too drunk to fish.
You've had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You ever used a weedeater indoors.
You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'
2006-10-26 03:50:58 · 16 answers · asked by Kaleigh P 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm glad to see some people really do have a sense of humor still!!!
2006-10-26 04:00:43 · update #1
Not bad..you had some of my faves in there
You refer to the 7th grade as "my senior year"
You've ever taken a beer to a job interview
You go to the family reunion to meet women
Helping your brother-in-law move involves putting the wheels back on the trailer
You mow your lawn and find 3 cars
2006-10-26 04:04:03 · answer #1 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 11:47:43 · answer #2 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2006-10-26 11:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by bjtrots 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might be a redneck if.............
you mow your grass and find your car
you have a old toilet for a flower planter in your front yard
your have one home that is mobile and 14 cars the are not
if someone yells ho down and your gf hits the floor
your living room tables consists of beer boxes
2006-10-26 10:57:24 · answer #4 · answered by thunder_rainclouds 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! someone needs to make something up like that about people from NY and NJ. *snaps to art boy for the funny comment*
2006-10-26 10:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jersey Style 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-10-26 10:53:18 · answer #6 · answered by TJD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Directions to your house include the phrase "turn off the paved road…"
2006-10-26 10:54:09 · answer #7 · answered by artboy34 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! LMAO
2006-10-26 11:22:27 · answer #8 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you for got the :
You might be a redneck if...
it takes 30 min to get to town, by phone.
2006-10-26 11:01:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
directions to your house include "turn off the paved road"
2006-10-26 10:52:57 · answer #10 · answered by Sir James the Dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋